For the ones who make an entrance... and leave a lasting impression.

Let your shirt do the flirting and the offending — all at once. The front features a bold upward arrow with the words "Best Seat in the House," because subtlety is overrated. The back seals the deal with:

"When I'm in town, there is always a seat available."

A little cocky, a little crude, and completely unapologetic — this tee is perfect for anyone who prefers their humor like their coffee: dark, hot, and probably inappropriate at work.

? Perfect For:

Bar crawlers, bad decisions, and brunch

Friends who don’t bring filters (or chairs)

People banned from at least one dive bar

? Product Specs:

100% ring-spun cotton that feels smooth even when your intentions aren’t

Crisp white print on jet black for max contrast (and minimal shame)

Unisex fit — because confidence is genderless

Front: “Best Seat in the House” w/ upward arrow

Back: “When I’m in town, there is always a seat available”

Wear responsibly. Or don’t. Just don’t blame us if someone actually sits.







You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!  

• 100% ring-spun cotton

• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester

• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton

• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.