Remember the good old days—when a single paycheck could cover rent, groceries, and still bankroll a whole bonus family across town? This shirt isn’t just fashion; it’s a eulogy for the economy that once let minimum-wage warriors juggle two households, a mistress, and a secret set of Christmas gifts without breaking a sweat.

The Bring Back Affordable Second Families tee is a brutally funny middle finger to inflation, late-stage capitalism, and the dream-crushing reality of today’s paycheck-to-paycheck grind. It’s the perfect attire for anyone who knows that “simpler times” weren’t just about gas prices—they were about whether you could afford a whole second set of in-laws.

Specs:

Premium ring-spun cotton that won’t rat you out when the first family finds the receipts.

Bold, satirical print that’ll get you side-eyes at Thanksgiving and nods of approval at the dive bar.

For degenerates, nostalgics, and anyone who thinks the Federal Reserve owes them child support.

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!  

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.