Forget gym memberships and diet plans — this tee is strictly for the unapologetic connoisseurs of extra meat on the bone. The Certified Torta Pounder shirt isn’t about sandwiches, it’s about celebrating your dedication to the fine art of indulging in women built like a double-stack combo plate. Bold, brash, and dripping in dark humor, this design doesn’t whisper — it slaps.

Whether you’re out at the cantina, smashing tacos, or smashing something else entirely, this shirt lets the world know you’ve got a type… and that type comes with extra rice and beans.

Specs:

100% ring-spun cotton built sturdy enough for heavy-duty pounding.

Crisp graphic print that holds up no matter how sweaty things get.

Unisex cut, because certified degeneracy doesn’t discriminate.

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!  

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.