? "I Don’t Like Cocaine... But I Like the Way It Smells" Tee

Sniff out the irony.

This shirt isn’t for the faint of nose. With a wink to the wild side and a jab at taboo, this design hits just the right balance of humor and recklessness — without saying too much. Whether you're at the party, on stage, or just out for coffee, this tee does the talking for you.

? Perfect For:

Fans of dark, dry, or chaotic humor

People who "know a guy"

Anyone who's ever smelled success... or something like it

? Product Details:

100% ring-spun cotton, soft enough to feel like a high

Bold white distressed font on black background

Unisex sizing – reckless honesty fits all

Wash cold. Don’t snort.

⚠️ Disclaimer:

No, it’s not an endorsement. It’s a joke. Unless you laugh too hard — in which case, maybe it’s not.

Let me know if you want alternate versions (cleaner, grittier, or ad-safe), or a matching back design, tagline, or meme-style product shot to go with it.



You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!  

• 100% ring-spun cotton

• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester

• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton

• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.