This isn’t about dairy farms — it’s about full-service hand therapy. The Looking To Get Milked tee takes a wholesome barnyard image and flips it straight into filthy territory. No metaphors, no subtlety — just a shameless billboard announcing you’re in the market for a strong grip and a happy ending. It’s crude, it’s vulgar, and it’s guaranteed to get you side-eyes, laughs, or propositions from the boldest degenerates in the room.

Whether you’re rocking it at the bar, a festival, or your next regrettable Tinder date, this shirt says exactly what’s on your mind: come squeeze the truth out of me.

Specs:

100% ring-spun cotton, smooth enough for even the slipperiest of situations.

Durable print that won’t fade — unlike your dignity.

Unisex fit, because anyone can lend a hand.

Wear it proudly. You’re not here for milk, you’re here for a manual override.

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!  

• 100% ring-spun cotton

• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester

• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton

• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Age restrictions: For adults

EU Warranty: 2 years

Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.