Looking for love in all the wrong psych wards? This shirt doesn’t just push boundaries—it dropkicks them straight into group therapy. “Toxic traits I’m looking for tonight: 1) grippy sock 2) grippy box” is the kind of unhinged energy only a real menace to society would rock. It’s NSFW, wrong in all the right ways, and guaranteed to get you side-eyes at the bar, on Tinder dates, and probably from hospital staff. Perfect for those nights when you’re not looking for “the one”—you’re looking for the one with discharge papers and a grip that could snap steel.

This tee is for the shameless degenerates who know that sometimes the best red flag is one flying over the psych unit. Wear it proudly—you’re not here for stability, you’re here for chaos with a side of tight insanity.

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!  

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.